Happy Father's Day, Dad!
1) What is long, green and dangerous? (Response: an alligator?)
answer: No, a herd of stampeding cucumbers!
2) What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
answer: "Where's my tractor?"
3) Three holes: Well, well, well!
4) {cut off} What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
answer: Lost!
5) What do you call a hippo in a phone booth?
answer: Stuck!
6) Have you heard the one about the dinosaur?
answer: Of course not, it's extinct!
7) Why should you keep dynomite in your glove compartment?
answer: In case you need to blow up a tire!
8) Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties?
answer: Because he was a fun-guy {fungi}!
9) {cut off} Why do ballerinas wear tu-tus?
answer: Because one-ones are too small and
three-threes are too big!
10) What do you get when you combine a vampire with a snowman?
answer: Frostbite!
11) What do you get when you cross a great white shark with a porcupine?
answer: As far away as possible!
12) What is invisible and smells like bananas?
answer: Monkey burps!
There is one more quick part that I almost missed because I shut off the camera,
but he walked off the stage like a robot. What a natural goofball!
